Friday 29 August 2008

The wall really did fall

If anyone is still reading this blog, then congratulations, have yourself a biscuit and a cup of tea, because as you may have noticed wannacorndog has gone missing off the internet, so missing infact that the link i just put for the website name is kinda pointless as it will probably just bring you to an error page.
But enough about that, you probably already noticed that, so I'll try and fill in some of the recent events, and before you're celebratory brew and biscuit go cold and stale respectively.
We are now in the fine city of Berlin, the only place I believe where spotting a MacDonalds or a Starbucks can rightfully elicit such responses as "The Wall really did fall!" Though we don't stay round to see how Germans respond to such comments.
So the question on everyones lips is obviously, have Titch and Manders actually been outside and can they tell you more than just the colour scheme of their hostel and the plot of their most recent book.
Well in answer to your question: Shut up you cheeky bastard, I don't see you doing any travelling. Oh and incidentally, Yes.
We went out on our first day here (might have been monday) and we saw this big gate...

Which is right next to this hotel, famous for a certain deformed popstar dangling his kid out of. Thats why people come here right?

Oh yea theres also some sand here, which has been expertly moulded into several very impressive sculptures, even more impressive than them ones my mother made at the beach with a moat and everything, I was going to put up the sculpture with the mermaidy type woman on it, but I'm not sure as to the rules regarding softcore porn carved out of sand.

Oh yea they also have bits of wall leftover covered in graffiti, but we don't have any pictures of that, we have walls in England, and some of them have Graffiti on them, I think I can live without pictures of German stuff.

Well thats about it for Berlin, theres probably more to do but we'll be damned if we're going to do them.

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